it was recently my grandma’s 99th birthday and my brother’s 47.

we’re all getting older by the minute and the promises of life seem further away.

• always update late at night
• the updates will always work on first try
• nothing can go wrong and nothing will go wrong. ever.
• keep coffee handy - perfection breeds exhaustion
• the amount of silence in the room is proportional to your success
• an unupdated computers is an unbroken computers
• ignore the problems and they will go away
• backing up only brings unintended consequences