• always update late at night
• the updates will always work on first try
• nothing can go wrong and nothing will go wrong. ever.
• keep coffee handy - perfection breeds exhaustion
• the amount of silence in the room is proportional to your success
• an unupdated computers is an unbroken computers
• ignore the problems and they will go away
• backing up only brings unintended consequences

• a computer is a tool, not a way of life.
• operating systems are technology’s corn mothers.
• platform lock-in is equal to being under arrest - you aren’t free to leave.
• (borrowed) the cloud is just another person’s computer
• silos are for grain not data
• the desktop website and mobile site are mirrors of the record album and cd.